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What is the
Similarity Between
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What is the Similarity Between a
Dianasour and an Intelligent Girl?
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Dono ab iss Duniya Mein Nahi Rahe..!! |
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Life is pretty |
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Life
is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I
won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with
someone like you around. |
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Having a good
laugh |
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Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates
endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to
laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you
my mirror. |
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A smile is the
best lighting |
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A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best
cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the
heart. Keep smiling! =) |
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pakro na plzzzzz |
pakro na plzzzzz
pakro na
tumhain meri qasam
daikho ab nahi pakra to
baat nahi karoga
zara zor se pakro
or zor se
daikha aakhir tum se pakarwa lia na.........
thaila fruit ka. |
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Cream ke Add main face dikhaya. |
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating(adi jaaan) |
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LATEST VERSION OF ALPHABETS....... |
LATEST VERSION OF ALPHABETS.......
A: ARISTOCRATE
B: BEGPIPER
C: CONTESSA
D: DIRECTOR SPECIAL
E: EIGHT PM
F: FUN DROP
G: GOD FATHER
H: HEYWARDS 5000
I: IMPERIAL BLUE
J: JHONEY WALKER
K: KING FISHER
L: LIME DROP
M: MUGHAL MONARCH
N: NICHOLAS NO. 1
O: OLD MUNK
P: PETER SCOT
Q: QUEEN CHOICE
R: ROYAL STAGE
S: SIGNATURE
T: TEACHER'S
U: UNIBOUL
V: VAT 69
W: WHITE HALL
X: XXX RUM
Y: YANKEY
Z: ZINGAROO
LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI.......... PI PI KE.. ......... |
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Those innocent
eyes, |
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Those innocent eyes, those
kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk,
absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ? |
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There r 6 types
eggs. |
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There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg
= ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis =
hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan |
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in next 15min |
in next 15min
saniyaMirza
wil cal
u
Aiswarya
wil cal
u
preityzinta
wil cal
u
sharapova
wil cal
u
2 askmyphone no.
Dont Giv.Ee pillerude
oru karyam |
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suno aj dedo na |
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suno aj dedo na plz dedo na bilkul
akela hoon muqa bhi acha hai dedo na kisi ko pata bhi nahi
chalay ga 1 sirf 1 lambi si MISS CALL.... |
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Each morning.............. |
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Each morning..............
My first thought
My first sight
My first feeling
My first contact
my first heartthrob
My first real joy
my first true love |
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Yeh madhosh nigahein, |
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Yeh madhosh nigahein,
yeh pyaase hont,
yeh kapkapata badan,
yeh ghran saansen,
yah tez dil ki dharkan,........
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mujhe to pehley he pata tha k tumhey MALERIA hai |
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apnay husn pe itna |
apnay husn pe itna ghuroor na kar
sab 2 din ki masti hai,
tera husn bhi tab tak qaim hai jab tak cherry blossom sasti hai. |
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Govt of Pakistan |
Govt of Pakistan ne yeh elaan kia
hai k mulk se jitney bhi khoobsurat log hein unhey nikaal do,
aap to 100% save hein laikin mera kia ho ga. think something. |
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Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha, |
Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha,
Itni chahat se kuch nahi dekha,
Dekhne do apnay cheray ko jee bhar k humein,
Muddat hui in aankhon ne Bandar nahi dekha. |
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SEX SEX is My |
SEX SEX is My Fav. I Do it
regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everyday;) |
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Congratulations |
Congratulations! You've been voted
"Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"
And the grand prize is a night with me! |
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Flowers die |
Flowers die
stories end
Songs fade
Memories Ragotten
All things come to End
But..........
People like U always remain 4rever
Bcz
GHOST NEVER DIE. |
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Message received |
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Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey.
you continue to read? |
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