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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab
hota hay |
bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab
hota hay
us waqt jab kisi ladki ki izzat lutt
rahi ho or woh chilla rahi hoo
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chordo |
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fyuefuejjfhjshuidyiejkcxjehkefhdk |
fyuefuejjfhjshuidyiejkcxjehkefhdk
samajh aaya nahi na
mujhe bhi samajh nahi aaya |
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Bob calls in to his job: |
Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got
a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming
into work."
The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I
go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel
better, and I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work
soon. By the way, you got nice house." |
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Indian
mathematicians meeting |
Indian mathematicians meeting held
at New Delhi yesterday - they
have decided to change the name of zero. The new name will be
GANGULY. |
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little kid asks:
mommy |
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little kid asks: mommy don't u
have the colgate of aquafresh. |
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a young boy was arrested |
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a young boy was arrested
for murder, his father went to visit him in prison.he
told him that their is densely grass around the house and u c
that i am old enough, 2 dig those grass. u were the 1 who must
dig those grass.boy replied pls don`t ever dig those grass bcoz
i hide many guns there. his dad tell the police about it, the
police went there and dig all over but they finds nothing. dad
went back to his son he said police have dug those grass but
they did`nt anything. boy replied i was trying to assist u. |
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I've stewed liver |
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled
tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card. |
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Correct the
sentence |
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A
bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First. |
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How old is your
father? |
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born. |
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Aik dafa aik aeroplane |
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Aik dafa aik aeroplane main 3
mussafir safar kar rahe they .In main se aik russian tha aik
american aur aik pakistani tha. ittifaq se teeno aik sath bethey
howe they . russian ne kaha k space par sab se pehley ham gaye
they.American ne kaha k sab se Pehley chand par ham gaye
they.Pakistani ne kuch der tak socha aur phir hansa aur kaha k
inshallah sab se pehley sooraj (sun) par ham jaye
gay................. |
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